Merlin's 43F Lazy Web

Stuff I wouldn't mind getting some help with. If you want to help with any of this, please contact me.

Creating an A9 Custom Column (haven't had time to look into what's involved)
Drawing a very high resolution isometric pixel representation of a Hipster PDA (for a shirt; contact me first)
Are you the kind of really annoying person who reads every word of every EULA? Good. I can use you. I need a Flying Monkey who's a legal/ToS wonk to help comb through Terms of Service and User Agreements on stuff people want me to review.